Ironic Quotes

"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting." -Ronald Reagan
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." -Erica Jong
"Quotation is a serviceable subsitute for wit." -Oscar Wilde
"What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact." -Don Williams Jr.
"Life is something that everyone should try at least once." -Henry J. Tillman
"The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust." -Samuel Butler
"You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic." -Doris Egan
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -W.C. Fields
"He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed." -David Frost
"A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices." -William James

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